Halland News

Halland News – After hearing the evidence earlier this week from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA), General Amongstus concluded that both Hallville and McDonaldland were involved in the temporary detention of Halland Representatives last July by placing blindfolds and handcuffs on them. The General also saw the evidence obtained by the HIA on the anonymous mailings and agreed that Hallville was behind the mailings. The Halland Government released the following statement:

"With the evidence that has come forth, the nation of Halland demands an apology from both Hallville and McDonaldland for mistreating our representatives in a non-professional manner. We have concluded that Hallville is the guilty party of sending out the anonymous letters that have contained various photographs over the course of the past year. An extensive investigation went into obtaining the evidence which was overwhelming. The evidence reveals that the mailings were sent out of Hallville ...

Halland News – High ranking Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) officials are meeting with General Amongstus today after a reported discovery of Halland Government officials being handcuffed and blindfolded by McDonaldland and Hallville representatives. If true, it’s suspected that grave consequences will follow.

According to sources, an investigation into the matter occurred nearly a year ago after a series of anonymous letters were sent to Halland with photos inside that were post marked from New York. The HIA began an investigation once the first letter arrived and kept the matter mostly under wraps. Sources also explained that in at least one of the letters sent, a photo showed a Halland Government official wearing a blindfold and handcuffed against a wall. That particular photo also matched a very similar photo sent out from Hallville months ago involving a Sammyville official being surrounded by Hallville military personnel.