Halland News

Halland News – According to General Amongstus, a heated exchange between HSSR and Halland took place through text messaging in response to an article which was released last week out of HSSR. The General was courteous but did not have a lot of nice things to say about HSSR according to witnesses that were present during the text exchange.

However, many in the Halland Military expressed the same views as their General and posted a photo of 11 personnel from the 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division posing next to a truck which had a missile mounted. On the missile it read, ‘To HSSR’.  The photo, pictured above, has since gone viral over social media and has over one million likes.

What HSSR doesn’t fully understand is that the country of Halland is still bitter because of the seizure of 50 military personnel from the 1^st Infantry ...

Halland News – Moments ago, General Amongstus sent a warning to both Hallville and McDonaldland as he addressed the media. Below is what the General had to say:

"For far too long, we have been collecting strong evidence that both McDonaldland and Hallville have supported each other in running covert operations inside our country in an attempt to undermine our sovereignty. After meeting with my Cabinet, military advisors, and Division Commanders, we have come to the agreement that we will no longer tolerate Hallville troops operating inside of McDonaldland due to security concerns. Our Great ally Hall Republic has always supported us in the past and continue to support us in our decision. If Hallville and McDonaldland do not comply, I will authorize a military strike on key McDonaldland installations. Foreign military personnel operating inside McDonaldland who are not aligned with Halland or our great ally Hall ...