Halland News

Halland News – Unidentified soldiers from an unknown country have apparently appeared in Halland. The Hallville Associated Press broke the news in an article earlier this week after a photo surfaced of two soldiers from an unknown country wearing orange and blue uniforms. Officials from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) have confirmed that the photo was taken in Halland and are attempting to identify the source. With a full scale investigation now underway, the HIA has already hinted that "usual suspects” could be behind the photo but are staying mum until the investigation is complete.

"General Amongstus has called on the HIA to conduct a thorough investigation until every stone is not left unturned. We have already begun seizing electronics devices in order to forensically determine if there was an inside job,” stated one HIA official. However, the uniform markings may make it somewhat difficult to identify ...

Halland News – Today, General Amongstus updated Halland citizens with a press conference that was locally televised. The General spoke about a broad range of topics which included the McDonaldland cabin retreat incident, strong ties with Hall Republic, growing threats in the region, and updates on the Halland military.

The General began the press conference speaking about the McDonaldland cabin retreat incident. "I did consider and almost authorized a military operation on a key McDonaldland unit responsible for the cabin retreat incident but have since reconsidered. However, since no loss of life did occur, we will most likely proceed with sanctions which are still to be determined in order to maintain peace,” stated the General. "Incidents like the cabin retreat moving forward will be handled differently with far greater consequences.” The General did not comment on if a scale back of forces near the McDonaldland border would take ...