Halland News

Halland News – Tonight, hundreds of soldiers from the 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division were observed boarding their armored personnel carriers and trucks and then heading south towards McDonaldland (night vision photo below). Approximately 37 vehicles were counted in the convoy. We were also advised by a source that the 4^th Mechanized Infantry Division has also mobilized in addition to at least one Tank Division and both were observed headed in the direction of McDonaldland. At this time Halland News cannot confirm which Tank Division has mobilized.

Earlier this week, General Amongstus met with his Divisional Commanders and his advisor team to discuss both military and non-military solutions involving the McDonaldland cabin retreat Incident. The General has not publicly spoken about his decision and is scheduled to announce his decision at a later time. Already, some military strategists are taking this mobilization one or two ways. Some are suggesting that the General ...

Halland News – Sometime this week, General Amongstus will be listening to his Division Commanders on available military options so that a decision can be made on how to respond to McDonaldland’ s reckless actions at the cabin retreat. Once the General has heard all the options, he will then speak to members of his advisor team to determine the course of action that Halland will take.

The General has already been in meetings as of yesterday discussing a non-military approach which could include sanctions against McDonaldland. There are several sanction options available if Halland did decide to go that route. One Sanction would be to suspend flights to and from McDonaldland which would join the nations of Hallville and HSSR not receiving Halland Air Flights. Other options could include halting intelligence sharing, suspending trade, and making fun of the country for believing in a mythical creature ...