Halland News

Halland News – The Halland Military is yet again restructuring its organization. According to General Amongstus, the Field Artillery Division will be eliminated by the end of the month. However, the artillery from that Division will be assigned to each of the Infantry Divisions. Military experts believe this to be a very positive announcement.

"We already have the personnel and vehicles in place to operate each artillery piece so there will not be any drop off,” stated the Commander for the 2^nd Infantry Division. "In fact, it will allow us to remain more flexible on the field of battle against any adversary.”

In other news, the Halland Military has been working extremely hard at building a launching system for nuclear weapons in the past few months. According to sources, the project has been completed. It’s no secret that Halland has had nuclear weapons, but it lacked ...

Halland News – The Halland Military officially announced earlier today that it has enacted the 4^th Mechanized Infantry Division.  That now brings the total active Infantry Divisions to five. According to government sources, the new division had been planned for at least a year but finally received funding for the Division a few months ago. "The military personnel have been fully trained and their vehicles are operational,” stated the source. "In other words, the 4^th Infantry Division is combat ready.”

This is the first time in history that the Halland Military has operated with five active infantry divisions and all indications are pointing to McDonaldland’s military build-up. "It’s no surprise that the government has enacted another Division,” cited a retired military analyst. "It appears countries are building up militarily around Halland and anyone can look at a map of the country to see that Halland is boxed ...