Halland News

Halland City, Halland – The Halland Government announced last week that a vehicle belonging to the 3^rd Mechanized Infantry Division was missing and that all indications pointed to McDonaldland. Well, as of today, a spokesman for the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) has now confirmed that McDonaldland is indeed the culprit.

It was confirmed today after an HSSR Government official sent a photo of the vehicle with several green men posing on and around the vehicle (pictured above). Little did that HSSR official know, each picture taken with a phone contains a geotag. With the appropriate software, the Latitude and Longitude could then be revealed where the photograph was taken. The HIA has confirmed the photograph was taken right in the middle of McDonaldland.

According to the spokesman, the HIA had been waiting for a picture of the vehicle to surface to identify the culprit. "Even though ...

Halland News – Earlier today, the Halland Government released information that a McDonaldland soldier was found in Halland several miles from the border of McDonaldland. According to the released information, the McDonaldland soldier was found by a patrol from the 3^rd Mechanized Infantry Division late last week. The soldier was found within the vicinity of where the Halland prisoners were released by the Hallville Government as a small McDonaldland ground force provided extra security and acted as a mediating force.

The soldier has since been detained on potential spying charges which can have grave consequences in Halland if found guilty. The McDonaldland soldier is being held somewhere within Halland City under heavy guard.

It’s also worth noting that a vehicle belonging to the 3^rd Mechanized Infantry Division was stolen several weeks ago and preliminary findings indicate that McDonaldland may have been the guilty party. According ...