Hallville News

AP>  This past weekend Hallville sent in a undisclosed number of infantry to assist in the cleanup from the damage McDonaldland received as a result of a nuclear missile test that went not as expected. Hallville had exploded a new missile that they were testing, and the prevailing winds had changed direction and pushed all the fallout and debris right on to McDonaldland's shore. The devastation was quite the sight as the troops went in to help and toured the effected areas. Hallville's government officials have sent their most sincerest apologies and have stated they would do what was necessary to make sure All damages would be taken care of. "During cleanup, we were still finding bodies that have been missing and are sure to continue to find more as we continue" stated one soldier as he was sifting through rubble. 

 

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  Hallville officials have extended their sincerest apologies to McDonaldland and Evelynland for the horrific results of their latest missile testing.

"We try to test over the waters to keep from  harms way, but the wind took what was a very larger than expected blast and pushed the effects north straight into the heart Of McDonaldland." Hallville officials are sending all available resources to help in the cleanup and repairs. Attached is a photo of the results of the testing and the fallout the radar picked up.