AP NEWS WIRE **BREAKING NEWS** RELEASE
An explosion in McDonaldland earlier today has rattled the residents of the
country, especially those living near the Halland border. Unverified reports
are stating that some type of explosive device was detonated near a field
artillery exercise about 10 miles south of the Halland border. Smoke was seen
billowing into the sky, and numerous vehicles raced to the area.
We could not get General Jim Bob Un to speak on what took place other than
him saying "they have detained a person of interest."
McDonaldland military has declared a Threat Con Level 1. A massive
movement of military soldiers and equipment have been seen by the local
residents moving around the country this afternoon.
We are told a formal statement will be released soon.
