Halland News – As Halland citizens celebrated Christmas yesterday by opening gifts, the Halland military also was opening gifts which came in the form of much needed military equipment. General Amongstus stated that portions of the military were in need of upgrades and brand new artillery pieces such as the ones photographed below. These 12 heavy guns have yet to be painted but the General already has a destination in mind for them.
"I think the newly acquired heavy guns will assist in the defense of Halland especially around the DMZ,” stated the cheerful General. "The guns should be painted and ready for deployment to the DMZ in early January.” If that remains the case, Halland will have an estimated 20 artillery pieces entrenched supporting the 1st Infantry Division, the 10th Tank Division, and the 15th Tank Division that provide security along the DMZ. An entire Brigade of HT-22 tanks from the HQ Combat Division also remains permanently deployed along the DMZ which provides offensive and defensive missile capabilities.
While touring the new artillery pieces in Halland City, General Amongstus expressed concerns with his top aides on the newly elected Hallville leader Sara Al’Sal. The General cited her past history with McDonaldland was troubling and that she may have some influence when it comes to dealing with the McDonaldland Government.
But if one thing is certain, The General has sent a calculated message to the newly elected Hallville leader by announcing the destination of the 12 artillery pieces without beating around the bush. However, having a whopping 20 artillery pieces is a bit excessive even for defensive purposes. Unless of course, an offensive looms on the horizon.
