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Has McDonaldland Crossed A Line?


Halland News – With the news coming out of Hallville showing photos of the McDonaldland military aggressively operating around and inside General Amongtsus’ cabin retreat, the Halland Security team that was assigned around the retreat is under investigation. That information comes from an anonymous source from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). However, the HIA is also fully aware that the Hallville Government likes to use any intelligence or photos to fuel the flames of war.

"It appears it’s the same Hallville Government as before,” proclaimed one political analyst. "This is a government bent on deception and spreading their own propaganda in order to derail peace throughout the Hall Nations. And if people think that they have scaled back their military, they’re dead wrong.”

However, McDonaldland may have crossed a line according to the anonymous HIA source. "I think it shows an aggressive posture towards Halland and those kind of behaviors are not professional and they need to be swiftly dealt with. We knew they were going to be providing a security force equipped with Tanks and trucks to protect their own dignitaries during the General’s birthday celebration but never did we think they would attempt to infiltrate the cabin itself. McDonaldland’s security force was advised not to enter the cabin as it posed as a security risk to the General.”

General Amongstus has remained mum about the photos, but the Halland military is sure to be embarrassed by the revelation of the photos of the McDonaldland military personnel operating inside the cabin retreat without the knowledge of Halland. It’s well documented that the McDonaldland Commandos are highly trained in the art of espionage and abductions. But this time, it may have gone too far. So how will Halland Respond? "A response is nearing, even if it is a subtle one,” cited the anonymous HIA source.









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