Halland News – The leader of Hall Republic, Sir Plots Alot, sent a two page letter to General Amongstus offering his support for the Halland Government but also issued a harrowing warning to others. Below are some notable quotes taken from the letter to General Amongstus that Halland News was able to obtain:
"Basically, anything that steps foot in Halland is seen as a vital threat to the future of the Hall Republic.”
"I guess that means my troops are at the ready waiting on orders to get barbaric with McDonaldland? We’re known to invade towns with a wave of suicide attacks.”
"…due to significant funding with heavy equipment, we can now sustain an invasion instead of using hit and run tactics.”
"Wendi has also reneged on a weapons sale with the Hall Republic that’s left Sir Plots Alot saying she’ll be sorry.”
It’s clear from the letter, that Sir Plots Alot is serious about protecting Halland at all cost and that his force located inside Halland is willing to venture into McDonaldland or any other country that has ambitions of invading Halland. It’s not quite clear on how Halland is funding the Hall Republic Military but Halland News can confirm money has been uploaded into accounts that are associated with Sir Plots Alot as food appears to be scarce inside the Hall Republic. Sir Plots Alot has been incarcerated for some time inside his own country but continues to run the country from prison. He was incarcerated on various counts of corruption and sentenced nearly two years ago but no other political foe will dare to run against the Hall Republic Leader in fear of themselves going to prison. The prison is full of political foes and the military is highly loyal to Sir Plots Alot. The military leaders continue to keep the country in order and still have a strong force located inside Hall Republic.
It also appears that Sir Plots Alot is not happy with the Sammyville Government on a reneged weapons sale. The letter does not go into the specifics of the reneged sale but one can assume that the Sammy Government has offered past support.
This letter is a strong indication that the Hall Republic is ready for a fight. And if that’s the case, other countries better beware.
Below are photos of declassified portions of the letter.
