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  Hallville officials have extended their sincerest apologies to McDonaldland and Evelynland for the horrific results of their latest missile testing.

"We try to test over the waters to keep from  harms way, but the wind took what was a very larger than expected blast and pushed the effects north straight into the heart Of McDonaldland." Hallville officials are sending all available resources to help in the cleanup and repairs. Attached is a photo of the results of the testing and the fallout the radar picked up.