Monthly Archives: JANUARY 2017

Halland News – The Halland Military officially announced earlier today that it has enacted the 4^th Mechanized Infantry Division.  That now brings the total active Infantry Divisions to five. According to government sources, the new division had been planned for at least a year but finally received funding for the Division a few months ago. "The military personnel have been fully trained and their vehicles are operational,” stated the source. "In other words, the 4^th Infantry Division is combat ready.”

This is the first time in history that the Halland Military has operated with five active infantry divisions and all indications are pointing to McDonaldland’s military build-up. "It’s no surprise that the government has enacted another Division,” cited a retired military analyst. "It appears countries are building up militarily around Halland and anyone can look at a map of the country to see that Halland is boxed ...

Halland News – Earlier last night, the McDonaldland Government shipped back the stolen Humvee that was taken from the 3^rd Mechanized Infantry Division back in November. According to a letter obtained by Halland News, the McDonaldland government apologized for the theft and requested forgiveness. Below is what the letter stated:

"The General sends "well wishes” to you and your soldiers. As a sign, we mean no harm and your military vehicle is being returned. We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused, and hope you accept our heartfelt apology. Perhaps, one day, peace will be upon all the nations. Maybe, just maybe.”

The Halland Government has not commented on the letter yet but sources stated that the General will have plenty to say at a later date. With the Halland Government holding a McDonaldland soldier captive, we are unsure what actions that Halland Government will ...