Monthly Archives: JANUARY 2018

Halland News – Sometime this week, General Amongstus will be listening to his Division Commanders on available military options so that a decision can be made on how to respond to McDonaldland’ s reckless actions at the cabin retreat. Once the General has heard all the options, he will then speak to members of his advisor team to determine the course of action that Halland will take.

The General has already been in meetings as of yesterday discussing a non-military approach which could include sanctions against McDonaldland. There are several sanction options available if Halland did decide to go that route. One Sanction would be to suspend flights to and from McDonaldland which would join the nations of Hallville and HSSR not receiving Halland Air Flights. Other options could include halting intelligence sharing, suspending trade, and making fun of the country for believing in a mythical creature ...

Halland News – Reportedly, there has been tough rhetoric involving the Hallville Leader and General Amongstus two days ago through various communication channels. According to sources, the Hallville Leader and the General briefed about the cabin retreat incident in which McDonaldland Commandoes infiltrated the cabin area where the General was staying. The Commandoes somehow bypassed Halland Security and photographed areas inside the cabin.

However, according to the sources, the exchange between the General and Hallville Leader did not end on a great note. The Hallville Leader was quick to point out their stance on "acts of aggression”. Clearly the General and Hallville Leader were not in any sort of agreement on the incident as the General was attempting to find a political solution. The General was overheard stating, "Hallville can send those acts of aggressions up their ….” (The General used language that Halland News had ...