Monthly Archives: DECEMBER 2019

Halland News – It appears that the Halland Government is turning the page from 2019 and looking toward 2020. The government put out a sleek graphic (pictured above) of its accomplishments in 2019. The graphic displays four photos of the Halland Military conducting operations inside McDonaldland with the caption that reads ‘Conquered’. In the background of the graphic is the country of McDonaldland.

General Amongstus tweeted out the graphic from his twitter account without making any other statement. According to military historians, the Halland Military had some significant accomplishments in 2019 but appear to be building on those accomplishments in 2020. "The Halland Military has finally begun to start flexing their military prowess and I don’t think they’re done yet,” said one historian. "Right now, we’re living in the golden age of the Halland Army.”

As to what’s next for the Halland Government or the military in 2020 is simply ...

Halland News – Now that Christmas is over, General Amongstus has ordered the 13^th and 14^th Mechanized Infantry Divisions to return back to their bases inside Halland. They were stationed along the McDonaldland border for over 8 months due to the threat that McDonaldland and their military posed at the time.

Due to McDonaldland meeting the demands laid out by the country of Halland, The General has now begun to scale back Halland’s forces near the McDonaldland border in an effort to ease tensions between both nations. Combined, both Divisions boasted over 650 military personnel.

Currently, Halland’s 2^nd Infantry Division is still providing security along the McDonaldland border but lacks the firepower that of the Mechanized Infantry Divisions.

On February 8^th 2019, Halland’s 15^th and 17^th Mechanized Infantry Divisions rolled into McDonaldland as a show of force. Those Divisions were supported by the ...