Monthly Archives: FEBRUARY 2019

Halland News – Two weeks ago, General Amongstus authorized a military operation into McDonaldland in a large show of force which sent the McDonaldland military into hiding. Now that the dust has settled, the question now is what’s next? Halland Military leaders were perplexed at the decision of the McDonaldland Army to go into hiding but it’s become more apparent that McDonaldland military leadership may have been waiting on an ally that never came to the rescue.

"I think it’s amazing that as of now, the Halland Military has complete freedom of navigation inside McDonaldland whenever it wishes,” cited one military official. "I’m under the impression that McDonaldland military leadership was probably hoping that a potential ally would come to the rescue and that ally turned a blind eye.”

That ‘ally’ the military official is referring to is probably Hallville, though the official didn’t directly ...

Halland News – General Amongstus confirmed last night that the Halland Military withdrew back into Halland late Sunday afternoon after approving 'Operation Green Light' to enter McDonaldland on Friday afternoon. "The Halland Military is back inside Halland and is completely intact,” stated the General. "Every soldier accounted for.”

With the Halland Military back inside the country, more details have begun to trickle out about the operation conducted inside McDonaldland. Military officials confirmed that there were no casualties on either side and that the force that entered McDonaldland was there to send a strong message to McDonaldland that the Halland Government won’t put up with attempts to undermine the Halland / Hall Republic Alliance.

As the Halland Military began their advance into McDonaldland, Military Officials contacted the Hallville Government to stay out of the way and that the unfolding operation was against McDonaldland only. According to sources, the Hallville Government ...