Monthly Archives: APRIL 2019

Halland News – As the Halland Government awaits for a demanded apology from both McDonaldland and Hallville, government sources indicated earlier in the week that there were ‘options on the table’ to address the detention of Halland representatives while inside McDonaldland last July. Though government sources declined to offer what exactly those options were, a history lesson may give us clues on how the Halland Government may respond.

Let’s rewind back to January 2018 when McDonaldland was accused by the Halland Government of an illegal photo-operation taken while General Amongstus was on a cabin retreat. The Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) viewed the operation as a threat to National Security. After some deliberation by the General, an order was given to deploy portions of the Halland Military along the McDonaldland border. Those military units sat until February of 2019 when given the green light to advance into McDonaldland. ...

Halland News – After hearing the evidence earlier this week from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA), General Amongstus concluded that both Hallville and McDonaldland were involved in the temporary detention of Halland Representatives last July by placing blindfolds and handcuffs on them. The General also saw the evidence obtained by the HIA on the anonymous mailings and agreed that Hallville was behind the mailings. The Halland Government released the following statement:

"With the evidence that has come forth, the nation of Halland demands an apology from both Hallville and McDonaldland for mistreating our representatives in a non-professional manner. We have concluded that Hallville is the guilty party of sending out the anonymous letters that have contained various photographs over the course of the past year. An extensive investigation went into obtaining the evidence which was overwhelming. The evidence reveals that the mailings were sent out of Hallville ...