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Militia Claims Responsibility For McDonaldland Attack


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Halland News – After the news broke of an explosion rocking McDonaldland yesterday evening, the Halland Militia has claimed responsibility according to intelligence officials from the HIA. "We have found evidence online indicating that the Halland Militia was behind the attack,” stated an intelligence official.

Militias are illegal in Halland after General Amongstus passed legislative law nearly four years ago making them illegal. The Government gave an ultimatum for the militia to surrender and disband over two years ago ( http://www.secfootball.net/hallwars/blog.php?entry_id=1452631105&title=halland-military-engages-militia) but did not comply. During a military operation, the militia leader was captured and imprisoned where he still remains to this day, but the militia lost 51 fighters in the confrontation with the Halland Military while the Halland Government lost 3 soldiers and 10 others were wounded.  (http://www.secfootball.net/hallwars/blog.php?entry_id=1455130182&title=militia-leader-captured).

Since the militia was defeated, members of the militia have dispersed and vowed to get ...


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**BREAKING NEWS**


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AP NEWS WIRE **BREAKING NEWS** RELEASE

An explosion in McDonaldland earlier today has rattled the residents of the country, especially those living near the Halland border.   Unverified reports are stating that some type of explosive device was detonated near a field artillery exercise about 10 miles south of the Halland border.   Smoke was seen billowing into the sky, and numerous vehicles raced to the area.

We could not get General Jim Bob Un to speak on what took place other than him saying "they have detained a person of interest."

McDonaldland military has declared  a Threat Con Level 1.  A massive movement of military soldiers and equipment have been seen  by the local residents moving around the country this afternoon. 

We are told a formal statement will be released soon.








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