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HIA Collects Intelligence On Possible Invasion Into Halland by Hallville, HSSR

Halland News – According to the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA), ‘chatter’ from credible sources have indicated that members of the Hallsaw Pact (Hallville & HSSR) may attempt to mobilize a military force and invade Halland in the coming weeks or months. The HIA is currently monitoring the situation and has already advised General Amongstus as of this morning.

Though the HIA declined to reveal the credible source, Halland News was advised that the Halland Government views any invasion threat as a provocation of war. "If any country threatens us in any way, The Halland Government has no choice but to view the threat as provocative. When that occurs, the Government will give General Amongstus complete control and authority over the military and he can act however he wishes to address this threat even if it’s preemptive,” cited a government official.

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Published 04/29/2019 04:15 PM under Halland News

Halland Government Expecting No Apology, Purchases New Gun Range Targets

Halland News – According to Halland Government sources, the Governments of Hallville and McDonaldland will most likely not be offering up any sort of an apology after being accused of momentarily handcuffing and blindfolding Halland Representatives last July during their stay in McDonaldland. However, the Halland Government is not surprised at all. "We didn’t really anticipate an apology from neither country but it goes to show you that they just don’t care about making things right,” said an official from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). "We have already advised Sir Plots Alot.”

As political solutions continue to spiral downwards with the current situation, the Halland Military purchased new stationary targets for their gun ranges which quickly went viral. On each of the green targets were large white letters that read ‘Hallville’. Seen below, the new targets were a huge hit with dozens of ...

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Published 04/24/2019 11:28 AM under Halland News

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