Monthly Archives: MAY 2018

Halland News – It’s no secret that Hallville, McDonaldland, and now Sammyville have begun misinformation campaigns by publishing false information via various channels, but the Halland Government has mounting evidence that those countries are conspiring against Halland.

The first bit of misinformation came last week when Sammyville representatives announced they’d be traveling through Halland in which part of that information was correct. However, Sammyville representatives stated they were traveling to a different destination which was indeed false. The lie was exposed after a confidential informant came forward sharing evidence of the false claim. Halland officials are puzzled of why the lie even took place, but the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) suggests that the lie was part of a larger developing misinformation campaign to worry the Halland Government.

Now the HIA has exposed another lie after speaking with an anonymous source within Hallville. The Halland Government claims ...

Halland News – The leader of Hall Republic, Sir Plots Alot, sent a two page letter to General Amongstus offering his support for the Halland Government but also issued a harrowing warning to others. Below are some notable quotes taken from the letter to General Amongstus that Halland News was able to obtain:

 "Basically, anything that steps foot in Halland is seen as a vital threat to the future of the Hall Republic.”

 "I guess that means my troops are at the ready waiting on orders to get barbaric with McDonaldland? We’re known to invade towns with a wave of suicide attacks.”

"…due to significant funding with heavy equipment, we can now sustain an invasion instead of using hit and run tactics.”

"Wendi has also reneged on a weapons sale with the Hall Republic that’s left Sir Plots Alot saying she’ll be sorry.”