Monthly Archives: JULY 2016

Halland City, Halland – The Halland Government confirmed earlier today that 10 members of Halland’s 1^st Infantry Division were executed by HSSR soldiers last week after investigating the claims. "The pictures were authentic, however we still do not know how many others have been executed or held hostage,” stated an official.

In response, The Halland Government has suspended all Halland Air flights to Hallville and also suspended any flights from Hallville to the Halland City Airport. Only flights to McDonaldland have remained operational.

"My son is a carnival junky so it’s disappointing that we will not be heading to Hallville due to the cancellations,” stated a passenger that was scheduled to fly into Hallville later today.

According to an official, The Halland Government has requested the bodies of the slain to be shipped back to Halland. In addition, a memorandum was also sent to the ...

Halland News – Yesterday evening large blasts followed by massive explosions were heard near the border region of McDonaldland and Halland. Halland Military members were operating nearby (pictured above) when the explosions occurred. They stated that McDonaldland heavy tanks were conducting live fire exercises not far into McDonaldland.

Residents living in the rural areas near the border with McDonaldland stated that windows rattled and a level of fear gripped some of them due to the large explosions heard from just a few miles away. "We were under the impression that we were under attack or being invaded,” stated one Halland Citizen.

However, members of the Halland Military were ready to respond if there was any type of invasion.

"We had an infantry force and a Tank Division not too far from the McDonaldland border, so residents don’t need to worry,” stated one Military Official.