Monthly Archives: AUGUST 2018

Halland News – The Halland military has reportedly shot down an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) this morning near the McDonaldland border (pictured below). The UAV was spotted by members of the 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division as it entered Halland Airspace and opened fire on it using surface to air missiles (SAMs). The UAV was struck by the SAMs causing it to crash just inside the Halland border. The UAV was not armed according to those present.

"Though the UAV has been photographed and is in the process of being analyzed, we believe this particular make and model was manufactured in McDonaldland,” cited an official from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). If proven to be accurate, this would be the first time that the Halland Military has opened fire on a McDonaldland military target.

The UAV was able to record at least a small portion of ...

Halland News – According to General Amongstus, a heated exchange between HSSR and Halland took place through text messaging in response to an article which was released last week out of HSSR. The General was courteous but did not have a lot of nice things to say about HSSR according to witnesses that were present during the text exchange.

However, many in the Halland Military expressed the same views as their General and posted a photo of 11 personnel from the 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division posing next to a truck which had a missile mounted. On the missile it read, ‘To HSSR’.  The photo, pictured above, has since gone viral over social media and has over one million likes.

What HSSR doesn’t fully understand is that the country of Halland is still bitter because of the seizure of 50 military personnel from the 1^st Infantry ...