Halland City, Halland – The Halland Government announced last week that a vehicle belonging to the 3rd Mechanized Infantry Division was missing and that all indications pointed to McDonaldland. Well, as of today, a spokesman for the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) has now confirmed that McDonaldland is indeed the culprit.
It was confirmed today after an HSSR Government official sent a photo of the vehicle with several green men posing on and around the vehicle (pictured above). Little did that HSSR official know, each picture taken with a phone contains a geotag. With the appropriate software, the Latitude and Longitude could then be revealed where the photograph was taken. The HIA has confirmed the photograph was taken right in the middle of McDonaldland.
According to the spokesman, the HIA had been waiting for a picture of the vehicle to surface to identify the culprit. "Even though Hallville did not commit the theft, they still were behind the scheme of sending out the photo,” stated the spokesman.
The General had a good laugh at HSSR’s blunder and cited that it was a great example of HSSR becoming Hallville’s puppet and hinted that if not careful, McDonaldland will soon be seen in that same regard. But for now, the General plans to use diplomacy in order to retrieve the vehicle back. "I believe the General has great leverage considering there is a McDonaldland soldier being held in Halland on potential spying charges,” said the spokesman. "It just goes to show you that both McDonaldland and Hallville are doing a lot of talking and that we have to be careful on information we send out to other countries."