Halland News – Yesterday evening large blasts followed by massive explosions were heard near the border region of McDonaldland and Halland. Halland Military members were operating nearby (pictured above) when the explosions occurred. They stated that McDonaldland heavy tanks were conducting live fire exercises not far into McDonaldland.

Residents living in the rural areas near the border with McDonaldland stated that windows rattled and a level of fear gripped some of them due to the large explosions heard from just a few miles away. "We were under the impression that we were under attack or being invaded,” stated one Halland Citizen.

However, members of the Halland Military were ready to respond if there was any type of invasion.

"We had an infantry force and a Tank Division not too far from the McDonaldland border, so residents don’t need to worry,” stated one Military Official.

General Amongstus was not at all bothered by the military maneuvers. "We conduct live fires often with our Tank, Artillery, and Infantry Divisions. Utilizing live ordinance is necessary to ensure our military is always ready at a moment’s notice,” stated the General.