A speech from High Commander Hall Psi-Phi given in Hallsaw, HSSR

 

Comrades, today I have finished discussing the terms of our countries surrender to Hallville. I know many of you are worried of our future, and many more were willing to lay down your life to go to war against the Hallville, but this surrender will allow the HSSR to enter a golden age that has never been seen before by our people.

 

Hallville's attack our beach was to send a message to us, either we are willing to cooperate with them, or we will go to war. In our meeting, Hallville leaders have apologized for the attack, and have repaid the blood by handing over 50 Halland soldiers. Hallville has explained that they wish to have us as an ally and not as a neutral country that couldn't be trusted. It should be obvious to everyone that Halland is a threat to all Hall Nations. They threw us into a war over something so petty that none of the Hall Nations even cared about. The joint exercises with McDonaldland has been a great concern for Hallville. We, both the HSSR and Hallville, understand that if the East in unifying against us, we cannot stand alone. We have been able to convince Hallville that Halland is not just a threat "in theory", but rather a very real threat that will turn against Hallville after the war against the Hall Republic is over. Hallville is now ready to join the fight against Halland

 

Hallville has no concern in micromanaging the HSSR, and so the HSSR has been given the authority to govern it own domestic policies with Hallville directing the HSSR in international matters. With our armies, the East will have no chance in taking our Empire down. The HSSR has pleased the Hallville agents that are inspecting our Nuclear and Rocket programs and have promised us that we will receive extra funding to the development to these programs. With Hallville's investments to the HSSR military, the HSSR will certainly be stronger than ever before.

 

We have executed many of the Halland soldiers handed over to us. These will not be the only Halland Soldiers to die by our hands. Halland should make efforts to make room in their budget for more body bags.

 

Long live the Holy Hall Empire.