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Halland Military Spotted in McDonaldland...Again


Halland News – Over the past weekend, portions of the Halland and Hall Republic Military were once again photographed inside McDonaldland. According to military officials, Halland’s Special Operations (Alpha Unit) and Hall Republic’s Elite Guard were conducting security patrols and gathering intelligence inside McDonaldland. Those units were also backed up by Halland’s 17th Mechanized Infantry Division in the event an engagement were to have taken place.

"We have complete freedom of maneuverability inside McDonaldland,” stated a Halland Military Official. "There’s not a thing that anyone can do about that either as we and our allies have demonstrated tremendous force projection. We can basically come and go as we please inside that country.”

The military official further stated that the Halland and Hall Republic military units pulled back out of McDonaldland two days ago and are now back inside Halland. However, the military official stated that they will eventually return over and over again to McDonaldland. "We see McDonaldland almost as an extension of Halland in the fact that we can send our military in there and secure our national interests at any time; and we’ll continue to return as needed.”

Officials from Sammyville, Evelynland, and Hallville also gathered inside McDonaldland over the weekend. So far, the Halland Military was the only one photographed inside McDonaldland.