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Are We Living In the Golden Age of Halland Prominence?


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Halland News – It appears that the Halland Government is turning the page from 2019 and looking toward 2020. The government put out a sleek graphic (pictured above) of its accomplishments in 2019. The graphic displays four photos of the Halland Military conducting operations inside McDonaldland with the caption that reads ‘Conquered’. In the background of the graphic is the country of McDonaldland.


General Amongstus tweeted out the graphic from his twitter account without making any other statement. According to military historians, the Halland Military had some significant accomplishments in 2019 but appear to be building on those accomplishments in 2020. "The Halland Military has finally begun to start flexing their military prowess and I don’t think they’re done yet,” said one historian. "Right now, we’re living in the golden age of the Halland Army.”


As to what’s next for the Halland Government or the military in 2020 is simply speculation. "There have been rumors and even hints that sooner or later, Hallville will need to be dealt with and pay for her sins. So far, Hallville and HSSR have not been aggressive towards Halland as of late and that may be due to the Halland Army and our ally Hall Republic willing to risk war to protect our interests,” cited the historian.


As the New Year rings in, let’s take a moment to remember that perhaps we are living in the golden age of the Halland Army and the rise of Halland. If that’s the case, let’s appreciate this era and ring in the New Year.