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Hallville military crosses into EvelynLand


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 Earlier today photos surface showing columns of tanks and missiles crossing into EvelynLand and meeting up with a small unit of McDonaldland military. Leaders from both nation were enjoying a much needed vacation and to discuss some upcoming operations that will be conducted by Hallville and their coalition. We do know that one of the topics is this ongoing smear campaign that the "Hall Wars" people have been conducting for the past few months. One Hallville adviser put out the following statement.
 
  "We have been currently investigating into the source of the "Hall War" e-mails that all the nations have been receiving. One thing is for sure, they have successfully accomplished their smear campaign against Hallville. As of recent, Halland has been accusing Hallville of some certain things pertaining to them, which has caused Halland to start blowing hot air towards Hallville. So who ever the "Hall War" source is, it seems they have successfully put tension between the nations that now seems to be heading to another armed conflict. On the flip side, the "Hall War" says there is an army assembling to assault Hallville and will destroy us, and we will call that a bunch of B.S. Due to this smear campaign some items have surface that has Halland demanding an apology from Hallville for some things done almost a year ago, and we do sincerely apologize for that instance."
 
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