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Halland Government Expecting No Apology, Purchases New Gun Range Targets


Halland News – According to Halland Government sources, the Governments of Hallville and McDonaldland will most likely not be offering up any sort of an apology after being accused of momentarily handcuffing and blindfolding Halland Representatives last July during their stay in McDonaldland. However, the Halland Government is not surprised at all. "We didn’t really anticipate an apology from neither country but it goes to show you that they just don’t care about making things right,” said an official from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). "We have already advised Sir Plots Alot.”

As political solutions continue to spiral downwards with the current situation, the Halland Military purchased new stationary targets for their gun ranges which quickly went viral. On each of the green targets were large white letters that read ‘Hallville’. Seen below, the new targets were a huge hit with dozens of ...


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How Will Halland Government Respond If McDonaldland, Hallville Issue No Apology?


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Halland News – As the Halland Government awaits for a demanded apology from both McDonaldland and Hallville, government sources indicated earlier in the week that there were ‘options on the table’ to address the detention of Halland representatives while inside McDonaldland last July. Though government sources declined to offer what exactly those options were, a history lesson may give us clues on how the Halland Government may respond.

Let’s rewind back to January 2018 when McDonaldland was accused by the Halland Government of an illegal photo-operation taken while General Amongstus was on a cabin retreat. The Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) viewed the operation as a threat to National Security. After some deliberation by the General, an order was given to deploy portions of the Halland Military along the McDonaldland border. Those military units sat until February of 2019 when given the green light to advance into McDonaldland. ...


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