Halland News – According to Halland Government sources, the Governments of Hallville and McDonaldland will most likely not be offering up any sort of an apology after being accused of momentarily handcuffing and blindfolding Halland Representatives last July during their stay in McDonaldland. However, the Halland Government is not surprised at all. "We didn’t really anticipate an apology from neither country but it goes to show you that they just don’t care about making things right,” said an official from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). "We have already advised Sir Plots Alot.”

As political solutions continue to spiral downwards with the current situation, the Halland Military purchased new stationary targets for their gun ranges which quickly went viral. On each of the green targets were large white letters that read ‘Hallville’. Seen below, the new targets were a huge hit with dozens of members from Hall Republic’s Elite Guard which were utilizing one of Halland’s military gun ranges. One of the Elite Guard members stated that the Halland Government had a good sense of humor referring to the green targets and was honored that he could be a part of defending Halland though he was unsure how long he’d be deployed.

With the purchase of the new targets, the Halland military isn’t playing the political game. "That’s up to the politicians,” stated the commander of the 6^th Infantry Division. "The military doesn’t play politics. The military just executes.” If the countries of Hallville and Halland are headed toward a showdown, the Halland Military and Hall Republic Army will at least be familiar with shooting at green targets.