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Halland Demands Apology From McDonaldland, Hallville


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Halland News – After hearing the evidence earlier this week from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA), General Amongstus concluded that both Hallville and McDonaldland were involved in the temporary detention of Halland Representatives last July by placing blindfolds and handcuffs on them. The General also saw the evidence obtained by the HIA on the anonymous mailings and agreed that Hallville was behind the mailings. The Halland Government released the following statement:

"With the evidence that has come forth, the nation of Halland demands an apology from both Hallville and McDonaldland for mistreating our representatives in a non-professional manner. We have concluded that Hallville is the guilty party of sending out the anonymous letters that have contained various photographs over the course of the past year. An extensive investigation went into obtaining the evidence which was overwhelming. The evidence reveals that the mailings were sent out of Hallville to the same exact location in NY multiple times for later dissemination to Halland. The nation of Halland will not stand for this type of behavior and we will come to the defense of our representatives that travel to foreign countries.”

Though the General has not commented publicly yet, sources have indicated that he has already been in contact with Sir Plot Alot on the matter and he’ll be meeting with his military commanders and advisors. Sources within the Halland Government indicate there are ‘options on the table’ to address the situation if an apology does not come from Hallville or McDonaldland.

Just recently, Hallville has begun to spread false information on the Halland Military Operation inside McDonaldland a few months ago. This disinformation coming out of Hallville is claiming that the military intervention by the Halland Military into McDonaldland was fake even though video and photographic evidence showed otherwise. "The only fake news is coming out of Hallville,” cited a government official. "It wasn’t fake when we sent a Special Operations team in an attempt to hunt down the four executioners inside Hallville which produced casualties on both sides. Did Hallville comment on it? Did they even act after the fact? Of course not, they were scared. It doesn’t make it fake just because a country refused to acknowledge something.”