Hall Republic Monthly
For the first time in the new Republic, we salute the arrival of the very fist addition of the Hall Republic Monthly.
As tension across the Hall Nations grow, it’s become more and more urgent to be informed inside of the Hall Republic. With Hall Republic recovering from a bitter civil war which led to the incarceration of General Sir Plots A lot. Hall Republic has and is struggling to step back into the light and on the main stage with other Hall Nations. With a third of the Republic’s military inside Halland preparing for a possible invasion from Hallville, Hallville has been pouring monetary funds inside of the hall Republic to help build infrastructure. "I feel like Halland wants us to fight the same government who supplies boots to our troops” say a source who wants to remain anonymous! Citizens of Hall Republic are starting to demand the return of it’s soldiers back home, or to be sent to McDonaldland to help with it’s clean up process. Hall Republic and McDonaldland enjoy a close relationship with each other despite the recent events of war. More than likely as nations begin to choose side in the upcoming conflict, Hall Republic will follow the course of McDonaldland takes. A couple months ago Sir Plots A lot had meetings with leaders of Hallville. Mainly the talks were about Hallville’s missile stockpile and plans intercepted for them. Apparently Hall Republic leaders have been told two separate sides of the same story which leads up to issuing a newsletter to the Republic to help maintain a national identity. It’s important for responsible journalism amid false allegations from any government or governments. "What we need first in our Republic is jobs and infrastructure” says General Sir Plots A lot. "A third of our military is in another country and not being paid for it! Yet the same country wants us to go to war with a country who builds schools and roads in our new Republic.” As an outcry continues to grow, it’s only a matter of time before the soldiers and families of the soldiers will be heard and a change of course will be set in action! Protesters were at the capitol Wednesday chanting "Bring them back”, along with signs that read "Don’t victimize us”. Lisa Maxwell, Executive Director of Hall Republic’s Principals and Assistants Association says her group appreciates what Hallville is doing for the education system. "It’s a blessing to have public schools once again. It’s funny how Hallville pays for our education while we’ll pay for Halland’s war with our dead!”
Meanwhile, Next month’s issue will bust as anxiously anticipated. We will learn how Julia Learned to make afghan quilts. Until next time, FREEDOM FOR ALL.
HALL REPUBLIC MONTHLY
