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Military Strategist Explains How Halland Could Invade McDonaldland... And Win


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Halland News – General Amongstus was briefed by the Hall Republic Leader, Sir Plots A lot, about the meeting with McDonaldland and Hallville top brass that took place nearly two weeks ago. According to Sir Plots A lot, during the meeting both countries referenced Halland troops near the border of McDonaldland which appear to be a bother to both Hallville and McDonaldland. However, according to sources, the 1,000 troops stationed near the McDonaldland border will be staying quite a while.

Halland News sat down with a military strategist and he is still under the impression that General Amongstus in his own timing will eventually attack key McDonaldland installations in order to send a strong message. "This won’t be an invasion which turns into an occupation,” said the military strategist. "When Halland strikes, they’ll most likely knock out key military targets in order to respond to McDonaldland’s ...


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Hallville Helps with nuclear weapons test cleanup.


AP>  This past weekend Hallville sent in a undisclosed number of infantry to assist in the cleanup from the damage McDonaldland received as a result of a nuclear missile test that went not as expected. Hallville had exploded a new missile that they were testing, and the prevailing winds had changed direction and pushed all the fallout and debris right on to McDonaldland's shore. The devastation was quite the sight as the troops went in to help and toured the effected areas. Hallville's government officials have sent their most sincerest apologies and have stated they would do what was necessary to make sure All damages would be taken care of. "During cleanup, we were still finding bodies that have been missing and are sure to continue to find more as we continue" stated one soldier as he was sifting through rubble. 
 
   In other news, Halland has been stating that deserters ...

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