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Hallville Helps with nuclear weapons test cleanup.


AP>  This past weekend Hallville sent in a undisclosed number of infantry to assist in the cleanup from the damage McDonaldland received as a result of a nuclear missile test that went not as expected. Hallville had exploded a new missile that they were testing, and the prevailing winds had changed direction and pushed all the fallout and debris right on to McDonaldland's shore. The devastation was quite the sight as the troops went in to help and toured the effected areas. Hallville's government officials have sent their most sincerest apologies and have stated they would do what was necessary to make sure All damages would be taken care of. "During cleanup, we were still finding bodies that have been missing and are sure to continue to find more as we continue" stated one soldier as he was sifting through rubble. 
 
   In other news, Halland has been stating that deserters were crossing the DMZ. Our sources are stating that, that information is incorrect, as we have not had anyone fleeing or even trying to flee the country. 
 
  While in McDonaldland, high ranking Hallville military officials met with the incarcerated leader from the Hall Republic. The meeting went well and as expected other than the HAll Republic asking for Hallville's unconditional surrender. Hallville commander replied with "NUTS". 
 
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