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HIA Solves Another Mystery


Halland News – Once again, The Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) was able to solve another mystery. Over a period of two months, The Halland Government received an anonymous photo of someone who clearly had access to military vehicles belonging to the 5th Mechanized Infantry Division. The photo only showed a hand. However, the post mark did not match-up with previous anonymous letters sent to other Hall Nations. An investigation was initiated but the HIA had no definitive leads.

Over the past weekend though, correspondence with other countries were received and Hallville posted a photo of McDonaldland tanks and troops surrounding the military vehicles from the 5th Mechanized Infantry Division without the knowledge of any Halland military officials. At that point, the HIA had all the information to connect the anonymous photos to the more recent Hallville picture post.

The HIA can confirm that early last year, the 5th Mechanized Infantry Division was allowed to conduct military drills inside McDonaldland. The military vehicles of the 5th Mechanized Infantry Division were however left unattended for a period of time. "The McDonaldland Government clearly took advantage of the situation and conducted photo ops of their military surrounding the unattended vehicles from the 5th Mechanized Infantry Division,” cited an HIA official. "Now we have been able to connect the anonymous photo which was mailed out to us, to the photo that was posted by the Hallville Government.”

"Once again, McDonaldland continues to act in a manner that is considered unprofessional and exhibits a behavior that can be viewed as provocative,” stated the HIA official. "But once you pull back the curtain, there’s Hallville indirectly pulling the strings.”

At this point, the HIA cannot explain how the letters originated from a different zip code, but it’s believed that the McDonaldland Government is behind the mailings. The HIA concludes that it’s not important as to where they were mailed from but it’s important to determine who is behind the mailings. It’s also very clear that the McDonaldland and Hallville Governments are working together in an attempt to undermine the Halland Government and possibly other Hall Nations.

"The McDonaldland military has been playing with fire, and at some point they’ll get burned at a time chosen by General Amongstus,” warned a military analyst. "The drum beat to war grows louder each passing day.”