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Militia Claims Responsibility For McDonaldland Attack


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Halland News – After the news broke of an explosion rocking McDonaldland yesterday evening, the Halland Militia has claimed responsibility according to intelligence officials from the HIA. "We have found evidence online indicating that the Halland Militia was behind the attack,” stated an intelligence official.

Militias are illegal in Halland after General Amongstus passed legislative law nearly four years ago making them illegal. The Government gave an ultimatum for the militia to surrender and disband over two years ago ( http://www.secfootball.net/hallwars/blog.php?entry_id=1452631105&title=halland-military-engages-militia) but did not comply. During a military operation, the militia leader was captured and imprisoned where he still remains to this day, but the militia lost 51 fighters in the confrontation with the Halland Military while the Halland Government lost 3 soldiers and 10 others were wounded.  (http://www.secfootball.net/hallwars/blog.php?entry_id=1455130182&title=militia-leader-captured).

Since the militia was defeated, members of the militia have dispersed and vowed to get even with the government but a motive is still not clear on why they claimed responsibility for the attack in McDonaldland or even how they carried out their attack. "We still do not yet know who is calling the shots for the militia but we are conducting our own independent investigation separate from McDonaldland’s investigation,” cited the intelligence official. "We are also aware that McDonaldland has detained a ‘person of interest’ who may be behind the blast.”

However, the HIA released an online publication associated with the Halland Militia (pictured above) calling on militia members to conduct attacks on foreign soldiers abroad that are enemies of Halland.  HIA officials are not sure when and where those attacks could occur, but describe the attacks as very imminent.

According to the Halland Government, the Halland military is on high alert along with law enforcement personnel from the State Police.