AP NEWS WIRE **BREAKING NEWS** RELEASE

An explosion in McDonaldland earlier today has rattled the residents of the country, especially those living near the Halland border.   Unverified reports are stating that some type of explosive device was detonated near a field artillery exercise about 10 miles south of the Halland border.   Smoke was seen billowing into the sky, and numerous vehicles raced to the area.

We could not get General Jim Bob Un to speak on what took place other than him saying "they have detained a person of interest."

McDonaldland military has declared  a Threat Con Level 1.  A massive movement of military soldiers and equipment have been seen  by the local residents moving around the country this afternoon. 

We are told a formal statement will be released soon.