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HIA Confirms Photo Taken Inside Halland


Halland News – Unidentified soldiers from an unknown country have apparently appeared in Halland. The Hallville Associated Press broke the news in an article earlier this week after a photo surfaced of two soldiers from an unknown country wearing orange and blue uniforms. Officials from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA) have confirmed that the photo was taken in Halland and are attempting to identify the source. With a full scale investigation now underway, the HIA has already hinted that "usual suspects” could be behind the photo but are staying mum until the investigation is complete.

"General Amongstus has called on the HIA to conduct a thorough investigation until every stone is not left unturned. We have already begun seizing electronics devices in order to forensically determine if there was an inside job,” stated one HIA official. However, the uniform markings may make it somewhat difficult to identify any culprit. So what country could be behind the photo op?

For starters, some analysts believe that the McDonaldland Government may be behind the photo op since this isn’t their first rodeo in this arena. Back in January, McDonaldland conducted photo ops at General Amongstus’ cabin retreat area which were published got into the hands of the Hallville Associated Press. There is another indication that McDonaldland may behind the photo op due to the uniqueness of the orange and blue uniforms. It’s no secret that the McDonaldland Military spends great effort in paint schemes for their troops.

Since the Hallville Associated Press broke the news, the Hallville Government may also be behind the photo op. In fact, both McDonaldland and Hallville have at many times worked together which has troubled the General. In addition, the Hallville Government loves opportunities to conduct recon missions in which photos always seem to surface.

Other countries could be behind the photo op but the HIA has already ruled out Evelynland and Hall Republic which are now assisting in the investigation according to an anonymous HIA source. Sammyville is not likely the culprit but they are still looking at all angles. Another far-fetched candidate of the photo op is HSSR but like Sammyville, is a very unlikely source.

However, the HIA has determined that this photo and the two soldiers observed is not a threat to the security of Halland and that citizens should carry on about their lives. If any information is available on who was behind the photo op, the HIA has asked to be contacted at 1-800 HIA- Intelligence.