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Halland Military Operating Inside McDonaldland


Halland News – Tonight, Halland News has just been informed that the Halland Military is operating inside McDonaldland. Pictured below is believed to be Halland’s Special Operations Alpha Team which is the larger unit within Special Operations. It is unclear as to why the unit is operating inside McDonaldland although military strategists believe that this is evidence of the General authorizing military action inside McDonaldland.

There have been no reports of gunfire or any confrontations and it’s also unclear if the McDonaldland Government has knowledge of any operations conducted by the Halland Military.

"I believe the Halland Military has sent out an advance recon force in order to scout enemy targets to be targeted by artillery,” suggested one military strategist. "This could be the very beginning stages of a conflict or the Halland Government is paying back the McDonaldland military for the cabin retreat incident.”

Whatever the case, Halland News will provide any updates to this developing story.