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EMPTY THREATS ONCE AGAIN


AP:  As Tuesday has come and almost gone, it seems that hallviile will not be invaded by the unknown source that has been sending letters, e-mails, and texts. Last contact was they and another nation would be invading Hallville Jan 9. Hallville, of course, did not take the threat serious and made no special preparations. All border crossings were business as usual and no added security was issued. The new leader of Hallville Sara Al'Sal, stated it would be suicide to attempt an invasion on our own land. "Even though we have downsized our military considerably, logistically, it is still almost impossible to pull a full fledge invasion against us." She also went on and had stated that if any major military was headed our way, our intelligence would have picked it up and would have exposed any element of surprise.
 
 
  In other news, reports that the general of Halland celebrated his birthday this past weekend at a getaway cabin away from the capitol. In attendance were delegates from Evelynland and McDonaldland. McDonaldland also secretly brought more than just a security teamt to the celebration. McDonaldland had in the shadows almost a platoon of combat soldiers, along with heavy armor and support vehicles. This shows just how much lack of security Halland has on its borders. Hallville intercepted images showing General Amongstus could have been easy to assassinate. It is surprising on how elusive the McDonaldland military can be and at almost anytime can single handedly topple a country. We are releasing the photos we have intercepted and are sure this will possibly unstable the region. 
 
/AP