The McDonaldland Military would like to officially petition The Motherland to consider recognizing Area 67 as an official and legitimate military. They have currently agreed to work under our leadership and supervision in all military aspects to rehabilitate themselves to the standards and control as a miltary who seeks favorable opinion in the Hall Nations.
They have publicly apologized and quickly handed over the officers who, without permission, led the world to believe they have committed a terrible crime against Sammyville to try and start a world war. We believe that the quick actions and investigation of Col McSockenbottoms was a key factor in apprehending the suspects.
Our mission is to make Area 67 a respected nation among all of the Hall Nations. They have an extraordinary Air Force, one of the world's largest, and are excited to join the Hall Nations and be recognized as a legitimate military nation.
We ask Evelynland to discuss this with the appropriate personnel and make an official designation on the map for Area 67.
God Bless the Hall Nations!
Signed sincerely by the top leaders of McDonaldland:
General Custer Lee
General SP Johnson
Colonel J Nahleez
Colonel Cindy Beez
Major Dick Winters
